Executive Decision #3

It has come by startling realization that a few things need to be made clear.

So, by the power vested in me as the executive, I hereby issue my executive decision:

All "Vanessa's" are stupid, ignorant, and deserve to die (but only after many hours of extreme torture.) All "Marlene's" are fat. All "Shawn's" (or any variation on the spelling of that name) are cute. And finally, all "Eric's" (or variations of that name) are handsome.