Executive Decision #1

Today while driving, I was cut off, almost swerved into, had the brakes slammed on directly in front of me without warning, and I generally felt like I had my life placed into someone else's hand, many times.

And who was doing this to me? It was a man in a giant, 1980s-era Oldsmobile, without a discernible paint color. And this man's most distinctive feature? His "cornrows".
"Cornrows."
Not only is this a stupid-looking hairdo, it's ridiculous and ugly as well.

So, by the power vested in me as the executive, I hereby issue my first executive decision:

People who wear "cornrows" as a hair style, and who drive junky 1980s-era tanks should not be allowed to drive on public roads.

Phew. Got that first one out of the way.